“Everybody Poops” – a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

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Available on iTunes: itunes.apple.com Shirts now available at badlipreading.spreadshirt.com LYRICS Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop I can’t think when i gotta poop Poop Poop Poop Poop (Poop!) Poop Poop No eye contact! I’ll beat you down! ‘Cause you know that that’s not scary Hero! You’ll never find a human that steals school supplies And if you do Let me know who (who) And I’ll beat him down. I like to poop poop out the bad vibes That’s right, I’m the best one. And when we do a show I always start with this And then usually around five I’ll lay down and Then I poop poop poop on the floor! Piano. Everybody poops And if they don’t they’re an android And should be destroyed. I forgot to break the mirrors And the spaceship soared away Why not tell me they left? You gotta flush the toilet Yeah, see that’s right Professional baby I’m gonna find a chicken fight Then gonna go poo poo Mama told me she wrote me a note She forgot that I’m a soft machine man Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks! When I’m on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i’m dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don’t they’re an android And should be destroyed. I be regular, bitches Everybody poops And if they don’t they’re an android And should be destroyed. Yeah I’m going downtown Gotta get me some tissue Fergie used it all up ‘Cause she got bowel issues Yeah, she ain’t no android You can take my word I’m-IIII-I’m …

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Posted on: January 27, 2012

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18 Responses to ““Everybody Poops” – a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas”

RoboBagons Says:
January 28th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
This is THE BEST, FUCKKKKKKKKK
helloearthing Says:
January 29th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
best…bieber…song…ever…’nough said…
craigtregear Says:
January 30th, 2012 at 9:49 am
I’m irregular…. bitches!!!
skuzinsk Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 2:48 am
I used to poop, but then I took an android to the knee.
ummche14 Says:
February 1st, 2012 at 12:40 am
PIANO
kegadol Says:
February 1st, 2012 at 5:23 am
The sad reality is that that was actually better than most of their music.
petruslicksyourdick Says:
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:35 am
I forgot to break the mirrors, and the spaceship soared away.
Why not tell me they left? You gotta flush the toilet.
Yeah, see, that’s right.
Professional baby, I’m gonna find a chicken fight, then gonna go poo poo.
Momma told me she wrote a note, but she forgot I’m a soft machine man, howdy.
Looks like we got a big man dookie on the deck, and I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish-sticks!
I2EN3GADEx Says:
February 2nd, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Mama told me she wrote me a note. She forgot that I’m a soft machine man.
TheJDoggStudios Says:
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:34 pm
I completely lose it when he burps.
xIFreakzZ Says:
February 4th, 2012 at 3:34 pm
holy shit, I’m laughing my ASS off xD
irsunshine49 Says:
February 4th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
HAAAHAHAH soggy fish STICKSSSSS!!
TheBigFanSelenaDemi Says:
February 6th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
WAT PROGRAM DO U USE????????//
alilbitannoyed Says:
February 7th, 2012 at 2:14 am
this guy is a f’n genius
Deathflame9001 Says:
February 8th, 2012 at 5:33 am
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! 3:01
cheapsies3 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 3:20 am
THERE’S A BIG MEAN DOOKIE ON THE DECK!
josie02180 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 5:33 am
lol this is my new fav song!!!!!
avi101ification Says:
February 17th, 2012 at 3:18 am
kim jong el didn’t poop so he must have been an android and then was destroyed
95justhim Says:
February 17th, 2012 at 7:50 am
302 people are androids…